Time for the latest news in my scambaiting. This is what I've accomplished so far:
• Convinced a paraplegic in Bahrain I'll pay him $9,000 for a surgery.
• Gotten three photos of a girl from Senegal who looks suspiciously like Martha Jones from Doctor Who.
• Agreed to give a Nigerian orphanage $25,000 to feed the starving children.
• Promised an investor from the Ivory Coast I would help him invest on buying a London property.
• Promised to help an American soldier in Afghanistan I'd help him smuggle a case of money out of the country in exchange for a share of what's inside.
• Told a Nigerian man I'd help him sign for his family fortune which his brothers are trying to take from him.
If any of these stories are true, I'll be sure to save you all a seat in Hell.
- Burdy
- The world could experience the nuclear apocalypse as I sleep, and I wouldn't even wake up to experience it all.
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