It is a well-known fact that Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Judge Mathis are awesome. One man is always left out, though: Bruce Lee. Bruce lee is not only awesome, but he did what few people have ever done. He killed the Chuck. Not even Mr. T has killed the Chuck. That being said, it is possible that the levels of awesomeness would go in this order:
1. Bruce Lee,
2. Chuck Norris,
3. Mr. T,
4. Judge Mathis.
You may be wondering why Judge Mathis is included. Well, Judge Mathis can see through the lies of all the idiots that come to him. He's like a lie detector. People like Judge Judy don't even compare to this man. He lets people get caught up in their own lies, and then screws 'em over like nobody else can. But I digress.
To Bruce Lee!
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